Us: Just your standard grad students willing to work our asses of in the pursuit of some science. To be honest we are not much to look at, but we are all friendly and can be your dream labgroup.

You: Not to sound like a gold digger but you MUST have funding, NSF, DOE, DOD or private company, we don't care just have some. Also you must be easy to get along with and respond to e-mails. Tenure is a plus but not necessary. Also sorry math professors, but we are just not into that.