I'm looking to buy someone's Cal ticket - preferably someone with a caucasian female sounding name. I would like the printed-out ticket and would like to borrow the corresponding student ID on game day (October 20, next Saturday). I can pick up the ticket before and return the student ID after the game. You go online and get the ticket and I'll repay you for the cost of the ticket, plus $15 on top for your hassle.

And oh, you'll probably need at least 3 red zone points to get a ticket before they run out.