This may seem a bit out of place, but since I got divorced three years ago and began this wonderful life of singledom, posting here isn't even the craziest thing I've done. My marriage totally teed me off, but now I've putt it all behind me.

So here's my deal: I'm half black, half Vietnamese. I'm a ton of fun, and I have a ton of money. My job is pretty chill and involves a lot of travel, and I'd be happy to bring you along with me anyway. In other words, I'm much more than just par for the course.

My ex was Swedish, but I'm open to any kind of white girl. Actually, I'm very open-minded: I don't care what you do! As long as you're young, a ton of fun and have huge tits, it'll work out. Many of my exes have even worked in porn. So don't worry about it -- what you do won't ever drive a wedge between us.

So email me and be this big tiger's little birdie?