I was talking to my friend yesterday and we were complaining about how bleak dating has become for our generation. Everything is just texting this, texting that, blah blahblah blah! Blah blah blah! Blah. Take me back to the old days.

What I'm saying is, I'm looking for a girl or guy who wants to get back to the basics. I've found a limestone cave 5 hours away from campus. It has great vegetation and animal life for food and a nearby fast-flowing stream for water. Let's spend a few years living off the fat of the land, wearing animal skins, fashioning tools out of rocks, and NOT TEXTING! Also I'm interested in banging your feet.

Message me if interested.