This is no ordinary umbrella; only $2^90, more than the size of the universe. But listen before you judge! This Habibi has witnessed both sunny and stormy days. What I can assure you is that I've taken great care of it, reflecting who I am. Fueled by love and kindness, I share these with those who deserve it and understand its true value. With a free, uncontrolled spirit, I wander the globe, relishing planned or unexpected journeys, be it from a bar or a spontaneous city stroll (as long as there's a welcoming shower at night). Yes, this umbrella has been my constant companion throughout. Don't just focus on its shiny beautiful exterior; if you're fortunate, open it and witness the unspoken, beautiful journey it encapsulates! Just a heads up, akin to my whimsical Lucid gravity, delivery might take you to Brazil, Costa Rica, Germany, or even close to home in UTAH! The umbrella's fact shows (similar to Carfax), a single owner, as I don’t need anyone to hold an umbrella anymore but just enjoy my company and see the world with me (or that restaurant I have been trying to get to). My head might feel a bit bum bum bum in the morning, but I hope it was due to good company the night before! Terms and fees apply, based on the state of California, including background checks and screening.