SYM. Glasses, short jeans, high white socks, and no body hair. If this is your thing, I may be your prince in shining armor.

Loves: hot showers with strangers and boolean operations.
Hates: mixed metaphors.

You: tall, white, multicolored hair with the alcohol tolerance of a horse.
Me: Eating raspberries off of your bare chest.

Let's do dinner and then definitely more.

Make it Happen.