Hi there,

My name is P. I'm looking for a girl to make my wife and take home to China when I move back next month. So please SERIOUS replies only - this needs to happen ASAP.

Here are my stats:
- A very handsome 5 feet and 6.5 inches.
- Well toned physique from many years of martial arts.
- Lusturous full-bodied coiffure ... think Mel Gibson meets Tom Cruise meets Kim Jong-Il ... and not in a gay way!
- Intelligent, love to read ... from Nietzsche to TIME and back to Dickens absolute favorite

Have a great day,
P

PS I was kidding about Kim Jong Il ... a sense of humor is a big plus :)